New employee calls in sick on first day


After weeks of contract negotiation the newly appointed Desert Island Media content producer Jessica Jones has called in sick on her first day. Having been at a Melbourne cup "lunch" to celebrate her time with ABA consulting, Ms Jones has appeared in a bizarre late night social media post dancing and singing the words "apple pie" with former co-worker and cohort Kathleen Di Paolo.


Her future is uncertain with the company.

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